FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.



simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself

simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in their address book.

simple friend brings a flowers to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.

simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you!